JAK Coleslaw
Resident Since: 2009-06-17
My initials spell JAK is the reason for my name and company name, but it also helps that Jak and Daxter is one of my favorite game series.
I try and act mature in Second Life and i usually dont say much unless im with friends.
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| Fun in the box :D | [16:16] JAK Coleslaw's Narrator: And all of the suddon you hear a rythmatic 'thump thump' coming from the box and someone moaning |
| My philosophy | This will be edited as i remember the details of my philosophy over time. 1)"Won't sleep til' dawn ganna party right down to the wire" -Craig Morgan, Bonfire 2)"Well the way i see it the whole world has gone crazy" -Josh Turner, Why Don't We Just Dance 3)"One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic" -Josef Stalin 4)"Love at first sight is no love at all" -Me i guess, i know ive heard it somewhere before 5)"Be sincere; be breif; be seated" -FDR 6)"A lie told often enough becomes truth" -Adolf Hitler 7)"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life." -Lynyrd Church, Red Vs Blue |
| My compiled quotes 5 | Dylans...project XD [7:31:41 PM] Dylan Rivera: Hard as helllll. Frankie and Sammi [1:13:36 AM] Sammers Joღ: I have powers!;D [1:13:38 AM] Sammers Joღ: o_o [1:13:41 AM] Sammers Joღ: .-. [1:13:46 AM] Frankers._.: I know you do;D [1:13:48 AM] Sammers Joღ: Aww. [1:13:48 AM] Sammers Joღ: D: [1:13:52 AM] Sammers Joღ: Wait [1:13:52 AM] Sammers Joღ: GAH [1:13:53 AM] Frankers._.: They were amazing;D [1:13:56 AM] Sammers Joღ: O_O [1:13:59 AM] Sammers Joღ: O___O [1:14:02 AM] Pvt Church: bow chicka bow wow [1:14:10 AM] Sammers Joღ: I dont like where this is going... [1:14:24 AM] Sammers Joღ: Sammers Joღ walks away slowly. [1:14:30 AM] Frankers._.: The only bad part was when you Shushed me during Relations Titeh confused [7:50 PM] JAK Coleslaw is back [7:50 PM] Titus Crystal: thank you [7:51 PM] Titus Crystal: wait i mean welcome back |
| Church | Don't fuck with him or you'll get your ass haunted, Because hes a mother fuckin' ghost. |
| Caboose | Caboose, the retard from Red Vs Blue XD He is the funniest of them all XD "My name is Micheal J. Caboose, and I, hate, BABIES!" (this was caboose from where Omalli tought him to be mean) |
| My compiled quotes 2 | Brook said screw you: [21:31] Sammi Stipe: o and also tell niki screw u-.- [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Ok :D? [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: XD [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Wait [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Oh god [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Brook, no [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: No [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Noooo [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Nooo [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: no [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: no [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Noooo [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Nooo [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Nooooo [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: NOOOO! [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Noooo [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: ....maybe [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Lol [21:31] Nikimaru Kanisz: Little bit Sammi's Gay Time XD [0:54] Sammi Stipe shouts: Aqua get inside of me!:D [1:04] Sammi Stipe shouts: Aqua is my Part Time lover:D She was actually quoting sum1 but its still funny XD [18:05:33] brooklyn Feiri: SEXXXXXXXX |
| My compiled quotes 4 | Sammis Cell Phone Lover [23:03] Sammi Stipe: I lost my cell D:! [23:03] Titus Crystal: OH SHIT [23:04] Sammi Stipe: Lol [23:04] Sammi Stipe: FOUND IT [23:04] Sammi Stipe: I *ehem* [23:04] Sammi Stipe: Was sitting on it [23:04] Sammi Stipe: o_o [23:04] Sammi Stipe: And [23:04] Sammi Stipe: it [23:04] Sammi Stipe: vibrated [23:04] Sammi Stipe: And [23:04] Sammi Stipe: im [23:04] Sammi Stipe: like [23:04] Sammi Stipe: O___O [23:04] JAK Coleslaw: bow chicka bow wow [23:05] Sammi Stipe: MY CELL PHONE VIOLATED ME Brooklyn the non-human [22:21] brooklyn Feiri‧: I'M A TOOL NOT A HUMAN!>;o Curbside Prophet says: grammar nazi: if the word “if” is stated or implied, “was” changes to “were.” “if” is explicitly stated, this is a basic subjunctive error. it should read “if water WERE lightning, swimming would hurt.” Curbside Antichrist says: STFU IM A GRAMMER JEW Jake and Aqua [16:34] Aqua Innovia: move your banana iggy [16:34] JAK Coleslaw: bow chicka bow wow |
| Sammi <3 | She's mah bitch >:D Jk, but she is mine. She's mah gf so dont even think about touching her without your finger getting chopped off. If you mess with her or make her feel bad, you'll have me to deal with, and trust me when i say you'll regret that. I hold grudges, i might get you back that day, the next week, month or even 5 years later, just when you least expect it. So be smart, don't mess with her. P.S. Don't forget to watch your back (you have to go to sleep sometime >:D). |
| My compiled quotes | Niki thought he could beat the bombs: [20:24] Nikimaru Kanisz: I WILL SURVIVE [20:24] Nikimaru Kanisz‧: Nope [20:24] Nikimaru Kanisz‧: Died Fail: [19:53] Wolfguardian Magic shouts: SAMMI GET THE HELL BACK HERE AND GIVE ME THE SEX YOU SAID OR GIVE ME MY FUCKEN L BACK! [19:53] Wolfguardian Magic: ha and theres people near [19:53] Sammi Stipe: Nice. [19:53] Iacus Twine shouts: Quoted! Fail 2.0: [19:57] Wolfguardian Magic: and i casn't hear voices [19:58] JAK Coleslaw: idc, thatsthe funniest thing ive heard all night so that made my night [19:58] Wolfguardian Magic: sure use voice [19:58] Sammi Stipe: :P [19:58] JAK Coleslaw: we're talkin about how u cant hear XD [19:58] Wolfguardian Magic: because i'm deaf Niki's fail type: [21:17] Nikimaru Kanisz: Hi6 [21:17] Nikimaru Kanisz: Hi5* Jake's randomness: [19:32:33] Iacus Twine: I sperm a lot Fail 3.0 [18:24] Katara Drezelan shouts: IM INSIDE DEVIN! [18:24] JAK Coleslaw: transgender gay sex XD |
| My compiled quotes 3 | My Crazy Time [1:08] JAK Coleslaw: tell ur mom not 2 unplug the router or ill go kill myself [1:08] Sammi Stipe: no cause shell try 2 help u. shes a nurse [1:09] JAK Coleslaw: ill say NO! ULEAVE ME ALONE! and then ill stab her with a scalpel >:D Sammis Love Time [23:49] Sammi Stipe: Awwh, Babe, dont be like that. Dunno wut 2 title this 1 XD [23:31] Sammi Stipe: Friends are friends [23:31] Sammi Stipe: pals are pals [23:31] Sammi Stipe: Buddys sleep together. [23:31] JAK Coleslaw: bow chicka bow wow Sammi the Cock Lover XD [0:34] Sammi Stipe: Cock...Taste the difference. [0:34] JAK Coleslaw: bow chicka bow wow Sammi's Anti Gravity Cum :P [16:20] Sammi Stipe: Why in the fuck is there...White shit floating around?! [16:20] JAK Coleslaw: bow chicka bow wow Titty the retard XD [23:01] Titus Crystal: The intelligmence iss to graet for mai not edumecated brein |
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